I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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