I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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