i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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