I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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