she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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