drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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