So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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