So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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