I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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