I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
