i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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