I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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