Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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