hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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