I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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