belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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