her vagine was all disorganized.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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