just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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