She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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