that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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