Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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