You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize
