If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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