I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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