where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm like, not good at living.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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