Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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