Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
