Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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