People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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