TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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