But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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