So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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