ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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