Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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