so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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