So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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