I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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