So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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