I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
