Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
we made out on top of his cat.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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