sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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