do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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