all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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