you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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