So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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