Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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