dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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