if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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