My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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