..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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